Tell a joke.
What is your favorite word?
call my hairstyle “science hair” if you please
can we talk about how cute sleeping giants are
ignore Chester the shithead thinking he’s a giant
"LOOK AT ME PA! I’M BE A BIG BLACK GIANT ONE DAY! LIKE ONE A DEM BASKETMABALL PLAYAS YOU TOLD ME ABOUT!"
"No I said you were going to be the BALL. You don’t even have hands. And you’re being racist."
"I’M A BLACK BOX!"
OH MY GOD
1. Recite poetry
My microphone is kinda fuzzy.
- Recite a poem.
- Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
- Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
- Do a tongue-twister.
- Say something in a different language.
- Share an anecdote.
- Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
- Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
- Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
- Tell a joke.
- What did you have to eat today?
- Talk about something that really scares you.
- Talk about something that makes you happy.
- What is your favorite word?
- What is your least favorite word?
- What turns you on?
- What turns you off?
- What sound or noise do you love?
- What sound or noise do you hate?
- What is your favorite curse word?
- What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
- What profession would you not like to do?
- If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
- If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.
If I get a few requests, I may do an audio or video
gonna do this later