crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

I didn’t realize the guy in the picture had glasses and I thought he was trying to put one on his nose.

the-jackals:

uminotenshi:

Is it just me or does that cloud look like a kaiju shooting a laser beam out of its mouth?

It totally looks like a kaiju shooting a laser beam out its mouth

it looks like a chicken nugget dinosaur shooting a laser out of its mouth to me

twostriptechnicolor:

yeoldegaganddoodle:

Just getting the hang of things…. all over again.

More from the sketch blog!

People sure put a lot of emphasis on sexuality. 

twostriptechnicolor:

joelmccrea:

aesthetic

Love, Love LOVE this title art!

captn-bucky:

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

I think about this all the time

Baby: d- d-
Dad: Daddy?
Baby: Digimon digital monsters digimon are the champions

Sometimes you just see things that make you go

… but everyone has their own tastes and mine just happens to be “weirded out” for that sort of thing. 

toenail-fister:

If there is one thing tumblr has taught me it’s that its 100% okay to generalize and mistreat entire groups of people as long as those people are one of these: cisgender, heterosexual, white, male.