DO THE VOICE THING 10 AND 14

Anonymous

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Tell a joke. 
What is your favorite word?

actualwilson:

call my hairstyle “science hair” if you please

osm-rhodey:

theletterwsarseflap:

can we talk about how cute sleeping giants are

ignore Chester the shithead thinking he’s a giant 

"LOOK AT ME PA! I’M BE A BIG BLACK GIANT ONE DAY! LIKE ONE A DEM BASKETMABALL PLAYAS YOU TOLD ME ABOUT!"
"No I said you were going to be the BALL. You don’t even have hands. And you’re being racist."
"I’M A BLACK BOX!"
"Stop…"

OH MY GOD

osm-rhodey:

ex-wife:

ofools:

it begins

this could be us but you playing

KELSEY
WE CAN HAVE MATCHING SHIRTS
LMFAO

they need the wahoo brothers faces on them though

-suggestively slinks up behind you, long fingers brushing up your hips, breath washing over the back of your neck, the faint smell of a recently lit fine cigar tickling against your nose... you hear a voice, fine as satin, but at the same time, dark as the deepest onyx, yet intoned with an undeniable amount of lust..- "Say pal, you don't look so good..."

Anonymous

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1. Recite poetry

@thesoullessautomaton 

My microphone is kinda fuzzy. 

mik-rophone:

aravens-bunnyburrow:

jackpowerx:

  1. Recite a poem.
  2. Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
  3. Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
  4. Do a tongue-twister.
  5. Say something in a different language. 
  6. Share an anecdote.
  7. Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
  8. Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
  9. Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
  10. Tell a joke. 
  11. What did you have to eat today? 
  12. Talk about something that really scares you.
  13. Talk about something that makes you happy.
  14. What is your favorite word?
  15. What is your least favorite word?
  16. What turns you on?
  17. What turns you off?
  18. What sound or noise do you love?
  19. What sound or noise do you hate?
  20. What is your favorite curse word?
  21. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
  22. What profession would you not like to do?
  23. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
  24. If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.

Please?

If I get a few requests, I may do an audio or video

gonna do this later

Anonymously make me flustered

babygoatsandfriends:

Egidio Farm Nigerian Dairy Goats

Very soulfully singing a lullaby to the siblings.